not sure which response to use, so i'll let you pick your fave ..
(1) uh, scott ... why'd ya move to effin' colorado then?
(2) of course you're right, there's plenty to do: you can shuck corn, go mudboggin', shoot up some shit, fry some meat, play yer pa's banjo, skin a possum, pumpkin, design a new pissing calvin sticker, plant some new vines in the toilet bowl out in the front yard, throw some "tars" up on the roof of the single-wide .. tons to do!
(3) keep the green, i'm gonna do laps on skookum creek this weekend.

XOXO

tg