DEMSHTIZ = newest noun in kayaking?
On to Shtiz talking-
Buenee is a wonderfull place for the yaking, I can't deny you that. I do feel bad about you poor men Snowmoboardin all winter, after all you need that floatation in that shallow snowpack up on the "wood." Snowmosking, Ski Area Skiing, Cat Skiing and the most epic Backcountry skiing is all minutes west from Salidos. You feel bad for us all you want. We'll weep for you in the winter when your "gettin dirty at the rope with whiskey" all chasing the "girl" that lives in Buenee all year. Not saying Buenee makes you hard, at least I hope not, but seems their are more chances of stayin' soft!
We may only have great dining, martini bars, hippie light bulbs, playboating, fishing, hot chix, Wal-Mart, Disco night every Thursday all year long, 50 cent beers every Wednesday, hot chix, and shady politics but at least we have Hot Chix!
Have all the High Life, Flannels and Chainsaws you want.
We'll be kickin' the PBR and thats Red, White and Blue...that's America!