boxelder creek V+ (p's, NR) trip report

[MikeG]

Originally Posted by caspermike

alright i'm wrote it at work and i didn't sleep a bit last night. i could've waited and typed it up all week so its perfect or better yet keep this run a secret......
you can get the gest and take life for what its for. im not an english teacher im a kayaker and as far as i know you don't need an degree to run 5+

I'm not an English teacher either but a teacher nonetheless. I used to be a middle school teacher so I definitely recognize how giddily exciting sexual innuendo can be but wouldn't it be interesting to have rapids named in a descriptive (i.e. 'go left and die') or creative (i.e. Sockdolager) manner.

I'll accept this as a first draft but I'm going to need to see a readable version by Wednesday if you want credit for it.

[TakemetotheRiver]

Standard (i.e. good) grammar was and is designed to promote communication between people.

Even though I'm a rafter, not a kayaker, I could easily visualize the scene CM described.

I enjoy reading creeking trip reports just because they're different than what I do (someday maybe), so thanks CM. good description and voice, even if the conventions weren't standard.

Originally Posted by MikeG

I'm not an English teacher either but a teacher nonetheless. I used to be a middle school teacher so I definitely recognize how giddily exciting sexual innuendo can be but wouldn't it be interesting to have rapids named in a descriptive (i.e. 'go left and die') or creative (i.e. Sockdolager) manner.

I'll accept this as a first draft but I'm going to need to see a readable version by Wednesday if you want credit for it.

[caspermike]

i forgot to say the top half of balls to the wall is the tight double drop. the left wall is undercut so thats why its named balls to the wall and of coarse how it feels when you are dropping in above.

[Livingston]

Welcome to the team Aaron! How does Zima taste out of a bootie?
Looking forward to some pictures.
-d

[doublet]

Originally Posted by caspermike

serious cahonnes on aarons part. he was faced with running balls to the wall blind and only going off of the words coming out of my mouth. serious cahonnes!!!!

Sounds like a good adventure. I'm psyched for some pics.

Considering your command of the English language, running that shit on your description did take some serious cajones!

[caspermike]

Originally Posted by doublet

Sounds like a good adventure. I'm psyched for some pics.

Considering your command of the English language, running that shit on your description did take some serious cajones!

Just cause i can't type doesn't mean i can't speak

[skibuminwyo]

Poor, poor Aaron. All I can say after seeing pictures, hearing the story first hand, and seeing the SHATTERED boat, is damn.

[GAtoCSU]

Originally Posted by caspermike

Just cause i can't type doesn't mean i can't speak

No more posting until we get these pictures

[splatdog]

Mike,

Boating is not about balls and beavers. Its about modest courage and tight pussy.

Love,

Splatdog

[splatdog]

...I meant no disrespect, could be man-pussy too (which CM is always talking up)