You heartless bastard! There was a crazy woman 'bout to lose her life and all you could do was think about your drug experience? Wow. You are one mean sumbitch... or a pretty amusing imposter.
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Originally Posted by Grif
Man, me and my girl were just chillin' and this girl starts blowing her whistle and harshing our buzz! I tried to throw her a rope, but I was too messed up and I accidentally threw a turkey leg. She didn't catch it so we kept going. Fortunately one of the horses knew that something was wrong and kicked a log into the water for her to grab on to. We eddied out later and she never showed. I guess she decided to hang out at that ranch all day.
Grif, trying to make a joke of your poor actions is low. OK, you didn't like her and she was in over her head, but you need to have enough strength to realize when to do the right thing.
I've been generally really impressed that when kayakers hook up at a put in and boat together, they are a team and have responsibility for each other. People take that committment seriously. Even if one guy is a douch bag, if you make the decision to put in together, you are a team. You work your ass to save them nomatter what. You can't ditch them unless they are on land and you tell them their skills aren't good enough to continue.
This code of committment in kayaking is cool. Ah, but Grif is a rafter.
"grif" is but only an imposter......and you are but a fool, and if COUNT was doing his actual job he would cross reference IPs for us and we would know who is really is.. but more to the point, who he isn't.
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"I would drag my balls across broken glass just to hear her fart into a walkie talkie" -Jay Drury
If you had a personal relationship with the Lord Jeezus, you would have known what to do: "Sure I'll save you... IF you welcome the Lord into your life." It's the new and improved "forced baptism." Works most times. If they drown, they are sinners.
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Originally Posted by Grif
Look here. The water was flatter than a lady acrobat, so we kept cruisin'. She's just mad cuz I already had a woman with me.
I've done 5, no 6, trips with kayakers I didn't know since last August. Every trip was a great time- every person knowledgeable, fun, and responsible- and even the 2-3 swims were quickly corrected by everyone, rafters and kayakers, pitching in to help. As a rafter, I appreciate having kayakers along for safety and company. The kayakers I've boated with seem to appreciate my beer cooler, cooking prowess, aim with a throw rope, and sick sense of humor. Will the real Grif please stand up and tell us the "rafter's" version of the story?
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Originally Posted by basil
This code of committment in kayaking is cool. Ah, but Grif is a rafter.
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