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Old 06-30-2009   #171
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The booty beer tradition came from, I'm sure, a similar story as yakgirls. In honor of Grif and Yakgirl, I think if you swim, lose your cool with the people rescuing you or can't rescue you, you drive to the closes chicken place, (maybe KFC) and throw chicken legs at them while yelling yakgirl calm down......
Can't we find away to never forget by having some tradition? When i grow up I want to be like Grif.
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Old 06-30-2009   #172
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Can't we find away to never forget by having some tradition? When i grow up I want to be like Grif.
Tradition? Doesn't nearly 33,000 views mean anything these days?

The tradition is turkey legs, not chicken legs. Thus sayeth Grif. On, like, the third or fourth day. I think.
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Old 06-30-2009   #173
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well FUCK, find a better crew
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Old 07-01-2009   #174
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God, Jesus, and Michael... let this be a joke. Even Jesus would point, laugh, and yell out "pussy" as he floated by in this situation.
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Old 07-01-2009   #175
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God, Jesus, and Michael... let this be a joke. Even Jesus would point, laugh, and yell out "pussy" as he floated by in this situation.
As in the song... "Michael rowed the boat ashore, hallelujah"? We could change the name to Griff...
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Old 07-01-2009   #176
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God, Jesus, and Michael... let this be a joke. Even Jesus would point, laugh, and yell out "pussy" as he floated by in this situation.
That's simply untrue. Jesus would calmly walk across the raging class II to the panicked Yakgrrrl and levitate her into his loving, protective arms.
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Old 07-01-2009   #177
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Jesus would calmly walk across the raging class II to the panicked Yakgrrrl and levitate her into his loving, protective arms.
Criss Angel could do that
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Old 07-01-2009   #178
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ericnourse has not made any friends yet?? Try this, I Know you can Walk on Water!!
"Jesus would calmly walk across the raging class II to the panicked Yakgrrrl and levitate her into his loving, protective arms."
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Criss Angel could do that
OK, but could he turn Gunny irrigation-return water into Schlitz? Or catfish into Turkey Legs? I don't think so...

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Old 07-02-2009   #180
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This one time, at raft-camp on the MFS ...

.. heard about the greatest thread that ever lived in our great buzzard yonder. Some of the kayakin' folk were telling tales of the legendary yakgrrl and sure as shit it got this good. Hadn't seen this thread since the week she opened that can.

1) It was worth the time suck of 45 minutes it takes to get to page 18 (have you people lost your minds?) The lower abdominal workout was a bonus.

2) The balls of this chick.. euphemism for audacity.

3) Checked her website, she is now back home on the range in WI doing desk job stuff. We won't have to worry about ignoring whistles on the rivers any more.

4) Unexplainable cravings for airborne turkey legs and warm schlitzes.

5) Say *what* one more time.. I dare ya..!

6) Did anyone get an opportunity to thank Grif?
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