Originally Posted by hotchkiss
I don't mean to be an ass, it's just that I haven't been on mountain buzz in quite some time and this may be the funniest/best line of threads I've ever read. Sorry, I just can't let it die. Long live the idiots who want to sue McDonalds because the coffee is too hot.
One of my friends burnt his scrotum and penis with McDonalds coffee after a night of heavy drinking. He spilled it in his lap at McDonalds and ran to the bathroom and put his junk in the sink and splashed cold water on it.
It was too late. He spent a few days in the hospital and ended up getting skin grafts on his private parts. He never sued McDonalds.