Bout' lost my life yesterday

[C-dub]

My first time also. The rafters I've gone with carried wild Turkey. Turkey is aparently good on the river in all forms.

[hotchkiss]

I don't mean to be an ass, it's just that I haven't been on mountain buzz in quite some time and this may be the funniest/best line of threads I've ever read. Sorry, I just can't let it die. Long live the idiots who want to sue McDonalds because the coffee is too hot.

[Ture]

Originally Posted by hotchkiss

I don't mean to be an ass, it's just that I haven't been on mountain buzz in quite some time and this may be the funniest/best line of threads I've ever read. Sorry, I just can't let it die. Long live the idiots who want to sue McDonalds because the coffee is too hot.

One of my friends burnt his scrotum and penis with McDonalds coffee after a night of heavy drinking. He spilled it in his lap at McDonalds and ran to the bathroom and put his junk in the sink and splashed cold water on it.

It was too late. He spent a few days in the hospital and ended up getting skin grafts on his private parts. He never sued McDonalds.

True story.

[hotchkiss]

I'm sorry about his junk. I didn't mean to offend. Out of curiosity though, did they graft his junk with skin from his ass?

[Ture]

Hmmm.... good question. Now I'm curious. I had always assumed it came from a cadaver's ass?

[mania]

Originally Posted by Ture

He spilled it in his lap at McDonalds and ran to the bathroom and put his junk in the sink and splashed cold water on it.

so did anyone walk in on him?

[Randaddy]

If you need junk skin I believe they use the pelt of a baby seal. It's the softest.

[1whitewattafoo]

I just spent 1hour and 10 minutes reading and laughing my ass off. death on the river aint funny, but this sure was or is. her website is dead.
anyone wanna come down the big ditch in january? all the kayakers going are gonna row and all the rafters are gonna kayak. and after reading all this crap we will now be eating turkey legs for dinner every night.

[mr. compassionate]

After reading Tethered In Narrows thread I though it best to bump this thread, powerful safefy lessons may me gleaned from this gem...cheers to Grif, god bless him, turkey legs and Schlitz!

[greenwater780]

I simply can't imagine pressing charges against someone you are on a river trip with just because they didn't pull you out of flat water. I can only hope that the next time someone takes a swim on one of my trips they don't press charges. The world already has enough of this kind of crap. It does seem telling to me that the entire crew would leave you behind.