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Old 05-23-2008   #121
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FIB?

I've got to say this really is a page turner. It's also kept me entertained and wondering what funny shit will be next. My guess for FIB is "Fu$king Illinois Bit$h" How bout that warm Schlitz.......
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Old 05-23-2008   #122
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Bonus prize--a free, warm, old Schlitz for anyone out there who knows what a FIB or 212 are.........hold it i know this cause I went to school with a F*%$#ing Illinois Bastard!
Yes! I love schlitz I think I drank one when I was thirteen. Throw me a turkey leg. This is the funniest s*&t I have ever read on the buzz. Durango Steve's qoutes are killin' me. Oh the one about the drive thru was the absolute best. keep em coming- it's Friday and I don't have a lot of paperwork to do today.
Yeah Buzzers!

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Old 05-23-2008   #123
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<opens door, peeks in to see whatz happening on the buzz, slowly closes door and backs away very carefully.....with a strange desire for a turkey leg>
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Old 05-23-2008   #124
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I've got to say this really is a page turner. It's also kept me entertained and wondering what funny shit will be next. My guess for FIB is "Fu$king Illinois Bit$h" How bout that warm Schlitz.......
But what is a "212"? (Hint--It is lingo among the local Vail masochistic restaurant employees)

I have the Schlitz in the microwave right now warming up.....

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Old 05-23-2008   #125
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But what is a "212"? (Hint--It is lingo among the local Vail masochistic restaurant employees)

I have the Schlitz in the microwave right now warming up.....
I figured it out. similiar to a 505er. 212= Manhattan
Damn!
Shlitz me partner.
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Old 05-23-2008   #126
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WOW! simply amazing!!!! and to think I just well spent about 20 minutes of my life reading this, with no regrets what so ever... whomever made the comment about the soap opera was right on. (shaking my head) amazing! just amazing!
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Old 05-23-2008   #127
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and to think COUNT thought he was going to take away all our fun : )
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Old 05-24-2008   #128
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Really a fun post. My daughter is 17 and just taking up kayaking. She knows how to take a swim, and when to use a whistle. I am showing her this post. She will get a big kick out of it. Thanks everyone for all the great post. Keeping it alive.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. First rule, Don't Panic! and always carry a towel.
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Old 05-24-2008   #129
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'Bout lost my avatar and user ID yesterday.

So here I was waiting to get on the servers the other day. I knew there was a lot of traffic on the Buzz due to some recent postings, but I thought I had enough savvy to navigate the higher than usual activity.

I can't always hit my back button quick enough, but I don't have to bail and do a hard restart very often.

So after waiting for hours to get enough bandwidth ( off the neighbors unprotected wireless network) to join in I finally launched. I thought I was just surfing through some normal threads with some higher than usual post counts, when I dropped into this one that threw me.

I started getting sucked in and I didn't hit my back button quick enough.

So now I am about 12 or 13 pages into this thing and on my own, unable to get to the back button. I am hitting the key that makes the wild eep noise on but no one is listening to me. Finally I just hold the thing down, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep. And nothing......everyone just surfs on by. ( My wife walks into the room and asks WTF I am doing however )

I finally grab onto a strong post and disconnect myself, my overheated laptop and my external hard drive off the interweb. Thank God there was this nice lady with a 900 number who gave me directions to a nice place to cool down and dry off a bit. She did want my credit card number, but I think that was just to verify my identity.

So as soon as I can I go straight to the D.R.I.P. ( Defenders of Rational Internet Protection ) website and launch a complaint. The first DRIP officer I PMed was really nice. (Seems like he had the same problem on a TGR thread about Jesse James and barely made it ok too.) He referred me to an ICANN site that may be able to shut this thing down. And when I was IMing them the details of the thread - THEY TERMINATED MY CONNECTION.

I used to think the internet was a safe place to wring out my personal laundry as it were, I no longer think it is a safe place and I may quit posting to forums all together.

You cannot trust people on the internet anymore. I know have grave fear of the forums on the buzz. In case all the whining has made you want to see more I am posting a link to my website for my gallery
http://saddletreegallery.com
I don't have the online shopping cart active yet, but you can paypal me money and I will send you whatever river picture that I am trying to get rid of that day.
All of you buzzards, this activity should be regulated, there should be a law about hijacking desperately serious newbie surfers when they get over their head.

Thanks for letting me spew.
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Old 05-24-2008   #130
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This thread has occupied 3 work shifts for me! hahahahahahaha I love it!
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