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Old 05-29-2009   #51
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The first time I heard the term “booty beer” I figured it was beer you found on the river, man was I disappointed.

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Old 05-30-2009   #52
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I cannot believe there are people out there calling themselves kayakers who oppose the booty.

I will never kayak with any of you.

I will destroy you.
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Old 05-30-2009   #53
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If you don't drink your booty you will insight the wrathe of the river gods and be beat down relentlessly untill you drink your booty. Drink the booty.

As far a beaver fever, the only beaver fever I ever got after drinking my booty was a fixation with the laddies. I consume more river water getting splashed in the face. I mean, c'mon, beaver fever from your booty. Pussy.
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Old 05-30-2009   #54
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Originally Posted by iliketohike View Post
the only beaver fever I ever got after drinking my booty was a fixation with the laddies.
I hope you mean "ladies", bc itd be an interesting fetish for beaver dudes.

btw... a fellow guide just got himself a booty beer on the taos box. Love it!!

In response to Rschap: find The Bobber and ask him about the beer truck that spilled in the Gallatin.... Ive never seen an R2 float so low loaded with beer.
Simply in between swims
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Old 05-30-2009   #55
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Sad as it is, while you are all out boating ( please do so for me), I am in vet school studying Giardia for a case in sheep.. Baaaaaaaaa.... Not fair. We treat with a drug called Fenbendazole, and I personally use to take a shot of whiskey when I got off the river just to make sure everything was dead , swim or no swim. I think I've drank more booty beers than reasonable, and I still haven't come up with giardia??? Something to be said for the whiskey... And after my last booty beer with essence of Pagel's sock in it... I should probably be died by now. I believe I have built up immunity by now. Will I stop drinking booty beers... Probably not, it does shut everyone up to just get it over with. However, the quicker you get ontop of it when you have it, the less damage to your intestines and all else involved. Prevention ?? maybe grapefruit seed extract after big water ingestion, whiskey and I'm sure summer sausage couldn't hurt.
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Old 05-30-2009   #56
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Ahhhh. Don't be a pussy, I say. Drink the @#$%'ing booty beer and get with the program. Otherwise, what's the point of having an offbeat- river rat culture? Cowboy up!

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