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Old 09-10-2011   #31
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Originally Posted by freexbiker View Post
you're boring....
You said it...Way to kill our happy mood Bill! Now I'm depressed. I'm feeling a relapse coming on. Next person who walks by I'm boofin' em!

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Old 09-10-2011   #32
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Boofing is not a addiction.,it's a higher standard of living

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Old 09-10-2011   #33
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......that's enough!!!!!all this talk of boofing has enabled me to crawl out from under the bed.....dust off my gear....i will get an alpine start tomorrow....and head straight to a sweet-assed 18 footer in montrose....sure there are others down there but that 18'er is waiting day after day for somebody....captainblack420cb....after a spring and summer filled with injuries my season starts tommorrow.....sing it, praise it.......
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Old 09-10-2011   #34
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Today might have been my all time low. My "rock bottom," so to speak...

I boofed everything I could, I definitely hurt my boat and I didn't even care. I was like the honey badger, and just didn't give a shit...

Then I got boofed on and although it hurt a little, I wanted more. Then, again, after boofing with multiple partners, I sat in the eddy, tired...and just watched others boof.

I am ashamed to admit all of this, but I know that this is what this thread is share with other boofaholics. I haven't been ready to fully admit it until now - but I am a boofaholic....thanks again for listening.
"You know that old trees just grow stronger and old rivers grow wilder, everyday..."
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Old 09-10-2011   #35
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Originally Posted by bobbuilds View Post
you meant.

and spencer, i know you are addicted. I saw a huge boof onto a marryed mans lap right in front of his wife and all our friends. whats up with that? i know it is NOT a jersy thing.

luke, you should seek help too, your boofs are stout. and almost automatic.

Yesterday i relapsed. i even helped others with there boof. i blame flowtorch.
I believe that I am well on my way to becoming a Boofaholic, Thanks to BobBuilds
I never thought it could happen so quickly. It starts soooo innocent.... a small flat rock, then an off camber hit, the next thing you know your hunting out every opportunity you can find. I even dreamed of boofing all night and most of today(OK...All of today).
I think I need a sponsor to help with my addiction????
good at pointing out great boofs
good at supporting my occasional mis-boof
the ability to throw a stellar fist pump
good stories to share in a small eddy
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Old 09-10-2011   #36
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I'm pretty sure blowtorch boofed Boof5.8's sister. Either way...let's figure out how to meet up at bailey before she drops out.
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Old 09-10-2011   #37
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My name is cleandrops, and I am a boofaholic.
This realization has been a long time coming. It started in the 90's when boofing was deep underground, vessels at that time were considered short at 8 feet and the boof was mysterious and ellusive. Now days boofing is openly talked about in even the most respectable households. For christmas sake BABIES AND BUMS ARE BOOFED TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE...!
This progression has left me I emerge a voice for all those souls united before boofhood and take my place among the ranks of boofingness? OR Shall I float silently back into the deeply shadowed eddies of time and quietly observe the chatter?
BOOF ON my brothers and sisters!! Let not the naysayers define you as helpless addicts! Find your inner boof and let it rage!! FREE YOURSELF from the chains that stifle the BOOF within you. GO GET YOU SOME!!
you motherboofers are alright with me....
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Old 09-10-2011   #38
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After boofing on a young lady today, I was told my boof was inadequate. I'm so ashamed. This after joining the "mile high club" with numerous airplane boofs. Should I boof more or put away my boof for the season?
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Old 09-11-2011   #39
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Buncha savages around here! Dont blame me cause im yer pusher,have a little self control. I just tell people where they can get some wet rocks to boof. There's somethin you don't know about me, Joe Rogan..I boof rocks!

Wait what, boof5.7 has a sister!? I'd boofstomp that shit all night! I'd use the lefty boof stroke for her. No premature boofing, no way, just solid late boofs. Maybe give er the ole Duffek even! No no no, What am I sayin. I'd hit it and quit it, Just boof And rally before the sun came up.

Funkins, did you tell the Air Force about my back to school megaboof party in the narrows Friday night?! We all knew you had something to do with it! Four B12 boof bombers flew over us late in the evening. My army of boofstomper infidels quickly manned the hairplane boof in a rapid-fire, blue-angel formation And must have defended the gnarrows successfully as they retreated back to Wyoming. I hear they're doing intelligence gathering on Awoody. Whatever keeps em off our backs. If I gotta narc out a fellow big boofer, I will! I'm too tender to serve time.

Now if you wanna coordinate our efforts and join forces so we can focus our weapons of Mass Boofstruction on Bailey, Deer creek And other possible target rich environments before the holy season of Booftober rolls around..have your people contact my people.
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Old 09-11-2011   #40
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boofing isnt for everyone. people that are prego, maybe use a cane to walk with and have gluacoma shouldnt boof, pretend to boof, or even think about boofing. This is from Dr. BOof and is an urgent message from the surgeon general of BOoftana.

Yesterdays boofs

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