boats have to be wet daily?

[Ron]

Hey, if my wife emails in and asks if boats have to be kept wet daily or they dry out and crack, protect me. I'd do the same for you. With 7 boats in my demo fleet now keeping them wet is wearing on our relationship. Remember you can tell a true kayaker because his wife thinks that he loves his boat more than her. His 1st. and 2nd. wives thought so too. ron.

[arkriverrat]

I've had several boats break due to a lack of use, have your wife call me, and I can even show her pictures of what happens to plastic when the gods are cruel and we let our boats dry out! Better yet, get her to start helping you exercise those boats! Then you can be jealous of her boat (a personal goal of mine when it comes to wimmin!)

[papawheelie]

Originally Posted by arkriverrat

I've had several boats break due to a lack of use, have your wife call me, and I can even show her pictures of what happens to plastic when the gods are cruel and we let our boats dry out! Better yet, get her to start helping you exercise those boats! Then you can be jealous of her boat (a personal goal of mine when it comes to wimmin!)

why don't you just keep your wife wet daily and you won't need us. Or maybe you will.

[Randaddy]

If you have more than one wife, you might want to get a raft. You can take the whole family trip!