Seems like no kayakers are joining in on this? I'll throw down.
All of mine have been color related.
Orange Mega Rocker named the Orange Whip.
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."
- (in case you didn't know) John Candy, The Blues Brothers
Pink SuperStar named the Pink Torpedo.
"... My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo/ I'd to sink her with my pink torpedo..."
- Spinal Tap, Big Bottom (with everyone on bass, oh yeah!)
My green SuperFun hasn't really found her name yet. Hmmm...
I was going to be vague but then I decided to do this other thing.