I should not be banned. I give the same advice to everyone (including myself). You should take my advice. It is simple. Don't be a pussy! And don't take yourself seriously.
Here are a few other tid bits you could learn from:
If you swim: so what, swim it again.
If you break a leg portaging: So what, don't portage the next week
If you don't boat too much: So what, talk shit on the Buzz
If you can't back up your shit talking: So what, talk more shit and swim while trying to back it all up.
If your lame boating friends don't run the good lines: So what, trash them on the buzz and then make then collect your shit when you swim.
If you can't beat up Gary E: So What, taze him in the ASS (on his birthday)
I may swim a lot but at least I have the balls to put on (over and over again).