Babies, booze, boats, and brawts?
Hey guys! I am a party animal and love my booze and brawts. Recently my girlfriend had a baby and apparently I'm the father. Well she grew up all spoiled and shit while I had to pay for my own Lucky Jeans. Two different worlds! We been arguing lately because I want to take my 7 month old down the river and she says it ain't safe. I got arm bands, a life jacket, and everything. She says I smoke to much, drink to much, and eat to much. What are the chances if I got a big ass inner tube, arm bands, and my old lifejacket on him? Stick up for me here brothers. She is crazy!
BTW-What length paddles are best for a 7 month old kid, and should I actually bring water? We are on a damn river after all.