Ass needed for next weekend

[Chad D]

Does anyone know where I could rent some ass?

[Geezer]

Do you want the whole thing or just a piece of ass? Colfax Avenue comes to mind as a place where you can rent a piece.

[Chad D]

Wrong kind of ass.....donkeys, mules, horses etc.

Thanks for the beta on Colfax though

[chadmckenzie26]

That kind works too.

[Geezer]

Well shit... why didn't you say so. I suppose you can search for that on the web. I know there are several places you can rent llamas in the state but not sure about donkeys. You can get some pack horses for the Gunny Gorge and that guy might be able to do other destinations - not sure.

[will rawstron]

how far's the boat carry? carry it on 'yer head or make a backpack using the pool noodle method.

[Chad D]

10 miles or so and overnight (maybe two nights) Unfortunately I have let this one slip until the last minute....at this point gonna have to wait until next year with all the logistics. 10 miles is ~ doable by foot, just thought some help would be nice.

[El Flaco]

Chad- call Pleasure Park and they'll get you the name & number of a guy who has ass galore.

Have fun on your project....