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Old 07-29-2009   #71
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Everyone's made the presumption that Lena likes boys and not girls. Maybe THATS the twist to the whole thing.

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Old 07-29-2009   #72
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Originally Posted by mr. compassionate View Post
C'mon holmes, you wouldn't invite me? I know we've had our political difference but I've run that shit with the urban wildlife as well...meth and boone's farm would be the only way to do it.
Yeah, you're probably right... let bygones be bygones. Two requirements, however: (1) You gotta cover those prison tats when we're near bridges. Yer pretty identifiable, and it won't take a smart cop to figure it out and totally screw up the trip. (2) Your "significant other" (left side of pic) is not invited. Period. One Aryan Nations member on the trip is more than enough.
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Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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Old 07-29-2009   #73
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Old 07-29-2009   #74
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Wow.. now we're posting pictures of Lena for her. I think El Flaco is onto something with his post. Mountainbuzz to be renamed to Stalkerbuzz

@Riparian: Nice sleuth work. It's gotta be tough to be Mr C. being both a hater of socialism and a member of the national socialist party.
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Lena, you should definitely come to our squirt fest this weekend.

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Old 07-29-2009   #76
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We have an Upper Upper Grand permit (also known as Westwater) for Sept 11th that you can join. We have a 50% success rate of the ranger letting us on the river after we spend the night at the put-in campsite. (The ranger only had to threaten to get his gun once). In the event that we are not allowed access to the river RockJam is going on just down the road that same weekend. A fun time will be had by all!

PS. Unlike some of the stalker posts above we will have actual LIVE females on this trip.

PSS: I also look great in a bikini.
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Old 07-29-2009   #77
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a) You guys have far surpassed the creepy factor with your astonishing Googlestalk skills. For resourcefulness, I commend you a-holes.... for sheer inappropriateness and spook actor, you guys should seriously receive an award.

b) Like most 24-year-old women, Lena seems almost (resourcefully) intrigued & flattered by this onslaught of attention. She must really be dedicated to that Grand Trip, boys, and speaking as someone who's rafted enough class IV & V (non-commercially) in her day, you should consider inviting her along on your permit for that attribute alone.

(Lena, this whole thing reminds me of something one of my girlfriends said when we were joined by a certifiable nut in a bar in our early 20's: "Sure, he may be an axe-murderer, but he sure does seem to enjoy buying us drinks!")

c) You horny Buzzards haven't changed a bit after all these years! I haven't decided whether to be disturbed or entertained by this small realization yet, though.
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Old 07-29-2009   #78
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In one of the pics Lena is guiding a paddle boat of bunch of guys down some Class IIIish. I'd say she is as real river chick as they come! Some body has to have a spot for her on GC!
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Old 07-29-2009   #79
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you guys are seriously googling this chick. damn that is the deffinition of stalker. get life or a grand permit but come on.

elflaco is right on!
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This is a funny thread.

But, I know of several middle age woman who took advantage of their attractiveness when they were young, coasted on it, and now are kind of shocked that they can't get the company or money that they were used to when they were young. Kind of sad.

I just hope Lena doesn't make a habit out of it, and the wolves don't encourage her too much.

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