Great job with the awards. Looks like you were hurting for photo entries. Guska took most of the spotlight on the freestyle. That's pretty weak. Mad props to Frenchy.
Hobie, you tried man. Next time maybe. You are a pretty weak MC, good choice with the girl with the huge titties!
Hoewever Flobie(wasn't that the '80's hair trimming vacuum your mom cut your hiar with?) I AM NOBODY, and I have seen better footage of my no talent friends and myself falling off waterfalls, hucking "big" shit and better carnage in the lakes of Illinois. Next year come correct. Actually Flobie, I don't mean to rag on you. We need more public figures like yourself. The sport needs representation, nice suite. My folks call me the Bear, but my real name is Adam. Man, I love all the people and hearts connected to the river. All in fun. Paddle hard, unless you are in the ocean, them realize it is not yours and don't drop in. Frenchy, thanks for giving me the stage for a moment.