Marty. . Marty . . Marty. . .
Where to start. First of all, I've seen your prowess, or lack there of, what are you like 45 or something. Not to say that I don't respect my elders, but I like my chances, and I'd bet a mustashe for 30 days that my "chiclets" would be intact.
But you never know, it could be sunny the day we meet, and you do have that secret weapon. . . If you angled that bald head of yours just right I bet you could reflect the sun light off of it and make your opponent blinded by the bright light. Then you would want to move in for the kill.
Luckily this is not my first rodeo, and I have a sweet pair of "Blue Blockers" to combat your super human blinding powers.
On a different note, Life and I have been having this Mom battle for about 4yrs now. And to date I am obviously winning. However be careful when treading on other groups of boaters traditions, you might get you feelings hurt.
ps. This is just a sample, don't make me get nasty.
Have a nice day! Rogain works wonders for Life's mom, you should try it.
hey diddle diddle...