Originally Posted by Pizzle
Hold up. There is now a raft category in the gNarrows race? Don't know if there are any prizes for who spent the most money on a yeti cooler and a bimini.
First off, who can afford a yeti when we're spending all that money on duct tape to keep the boat together. The cheap K-mart cooler will stay at home because the raft run will be so quick the beer in the rusty old Toyota will still be cold. And that way we'll have room for a dry bag full of towels to mop up your tears at the take out.
Secondly, the bimini (stolen=free=$0) exists simply to create enough drag to keep your shiny new (insert condescending brand snobbery) kayak in range of the farts we'll be crop dusting you with. Its no fun if we can't see you lose.
Thirdly, why put it off a week? Pushing rubber through holes is way cooler than paddling around the suck holes with a plastic tube. Choose how much Poudre you can handle getting in your mouth.